How Your Men Running the World Has Held Civilization Back for Too Long

Jersey gal Indrani Das, winner of 2017 Junior Nobel

Your mostly clueless Americans make fun of us gals from New Jersey but smarts is never dumb.  Plus we got the moxie to do whatever we decide to do no matter what the smartypants looking down the nose at us thinks. This is why I don't get all the crybabying about elites. They can have every low opinion of yours truly their multiple graduate degrees can cook up, I do not care about that no more than I care about the squirrel yammering at me from a tree because I got between him and his nuts.


Anyway if you are all proud of your civilization like it's the best thing since sliced bread, take one look at the garbage dump that has been made of the planet and you understand that civilization was created by teenage boys whose mothers always did the laundry washed the dishes made the beds and threw away the old pizza boxes for them. Think how much further along your civilization would be if girls had been educated right along side the boys for the last 3000 years instead of the last 50.

Nice Is Overrated

We won so no more of your  libtard, snowflake, nanny state rules. 

Civilization was not built by nice people. The problem is civilization gets so comfy after it settles in that people can afford to be nice for no good reason. Soon they don't know how to fight anymore when somebody don't play fair (unless they grew up someplace like New Jersey where "nice" is a dirty word). This is why civilizations have also been destroyed by not nice people, and the nice people can't figure out how to save it. Or themselves.

Sadly, your low-lifes are the only ones left in the otherwise civilized world who really know what to do when a conniving mobster suddenly rises to being a serious contender for conquest. They of course get a bank account in Cypress and start offering to do the laundry, only with money instead of underwear, for the goons who are snacking on the gummy bear goodies that civilization produces.

Civilization should have an emergency cutoff for nice like hospitals do for oxygen. Mostly humans need it but too much makes you breathe so easy you figure you can have a cigarette with no consequences. Your lungs might be able to handle the smoke, but not the explosion and fireball caused by you thinking a tiny match is no danger. Ka-boom.


That is your first-world countries today. They are dodos heading for extinction because they don't want anybody to talk to them about the science of oxygen rich air. They have a right to a cigarette if they want. No nanny state! And so some idiot, or a whole buncha idiots on elections day light a match and taste the sweet nicotine high of self-indulgent righteousness. And when the fireball comes? They'll say it was somebody else's fault for not telling them.